Sunday, December 9, 2007

I am not a grandmother . . .


My 14 year old recently adopted
a puppy. She began to wax
maternal for the first time
in her life, and started
calling herself the pup's
mommy.

This presents a unique problem,
because I'm not ready to be a
grandmother. Ewwww. Yuck. Forget
the fact that I made other folks
grandparents in their 40's. IT IS
NOT MY TURN!!! Hubby, sensing
weakness, has explointed this
without mercy.

I will now clarify my standing
on this matter. I am the puppy's
Very Special Friend.

Michelle

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